Just Me

Okay kids, here's the abridged Page 6 version of the Artful Dodger, no, not the DJ, me, Mr Tamburro: I'm a geezer

And this is the part I think a footnote would suffice as to why I chose to start off my description like that, with "I'm a geezer". Let's just say that, that is my trump card. I find myself doin' things West Londoners call "unconventional" and things East Londoners call "superb".

I hate being pigeon-holed, being stereotyped etc. I've got an eclectic taste in and for things. And will sometimes go overboard. But that's my personality. I couldn't have it any other way. So that's my excuse for everything, good or bad ~ "I'm a geezer." Outside of that, I'm just a regular bloke who's got both good & bad boy streaks that make me both edgy and charming. "The horns hold the halo in place", as they say.

I'm also a diehard Ibiza fan :-D The only white rock you should get high on is Ibiza But all in all, I'm pretty much a cross between my Dads charm, my Mums thirst for partying, Russell Brands lust for women, Frankie Wildes trashyness and Pete Dohertys nose for drugs. And no, I'm not gay.

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