Monday, 1 February 2010

Me & My Crazy Weekend!

So, went to see the ex Mrs... Had to get the train to Cambridge at stupid o clock a little bit drunk!...
We had the usual 'fulfilling' sex... She fucked off to work for the day and left me with no food!... Then she comes back from work, ranting raving, doing the usual thing!... Sooo, I got ready that night, made myself look fit and headed down to the club where she works!...
We got drunk, kissed, partied then had the 'usual row', so I left her and came back to London!...
Finally back in London and went to stay with Mellissa, my babe. Then found out half of bloody Brixton police turned up on me doorstep @ 1:30 in the morning! Why you ask?!... Because apparently I'd stole a load of cash off her!... £550 quid she says! Watch out Alan, Mr Tamburro's setting up camp with his fortunes!! Yeah right! Who does she think I am, a conman?!...
So now I've got fucking CID chasing after me for something I didn't do!... Life is like a box of chocolates, you're right Mr Forest Gump. I ended up with a fucking fruit&nut! Ash T xx

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